Multiple Eye for the Straight Guy

What I twittered today

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:00:30 GMT

08:39 Holy cow! I looked up a clinic in Oakland and Google gave me not just the reg. biz listing w/map & address & reviews but the BUS LINE. #
13:08 Just got my first written compliment from a client! Apparently Sonia and I are "Heaven sent". #

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What I twittered today

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:00:21 GMT

08:45 New fave. Me: "(long explanation)." Customer: "...Are you there?" Me: "Can you hear me?" Them: "Yes, I heard you." Then WTF?!? #
08:47 @pearbudget Instant sexist stocking stuffer. Remember, little boys are just as disillusioned by soaps in their stocking as little girls are #
09:16 Finally researched it: as of last year, Maxxam is out of the Humboldt redwoods, and the owners of Old Navy own no old-growth logging! #
09:17 That means it's finally ok to shop there! #
09:50 Dear everyone: Calling me, getting the info you need, and then hanging up on me is just RUDE. Esp. twice in a row. #switchboard #
09:55 Dear everyone: If you call someone to ask for help and they start to give you an answer, maybe shut up and listen? #
09:56 is crabby bc my coworker was sposed to relieve me at the switchboard an hour ago. But why should she have to come in to work on time? #
16:24 The next time a str8 woman refers to her "girlfriend", I desperately want to chirp, "Oh, I didn't know you were gay! You must meet my wife!" #

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What I twittered today

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:00:28 GMT

16:54 The quality of low-income/uninsured health care in the Bay Area is crazy. One place even has a gym anyone can join for $25/mo. And massages! #
16:58 Mexico City just legalized same-sex marriage, mofos. Also: we can get married in South Africa?? bit.ly/5SU5rd #

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What I twittered today

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:00:15 GMT

22:34 OMG my checkbook just BALANCED. Hooray for the checkbook app on my iPhone!!!! #
22:35 (Also for obsessive conscientious 12-step record-keeping and the willingness to persevere with it.) #

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 03:00:21 GMT

15:17 I can't believe that the Riverfront Times has the headline, "Give the Gift of Nuts in the Mouth". tr.im/mouthnuts #
15:17 I mean, that's really ballsy. #

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What I twittered today

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:02:29 GMT

00:04 Really, really, really need to work somewhere where I can use email during work. Up til friggin midnight just trying to get stuff done. #
00:04 @uncola I hope it freaking gives you the answer too at least! Now I want to know. #
08:26 Oh good, they made it impossible to use HTML tags in CalJOBS listings, without also changing it so CalJOBS uses the typed-in formatting. #
08:32 I was surely HOPING we could weed out a ton of job applicants by offering every single listing as one 4000 char paragraph in boldface. #
08:40 Why we gotta make CalJOBS so hard for people to use anyway? What happened to "universally recognized for outstanding customer service"? #
08:42 @celesteh You mean leg warmers?!?? Alternatively: Target now sells sweaters for your legs. Also: long johns. You lived in Cali too long! #

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What I twittered today

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:02:28 GMT

12:06 Helped a guy today whose QUARTERLY income was frequently twice as much as I have ever made in a YEAR. I want that. #

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What I twittered today

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 01:01:48 GMT

15:49 Having a hard time distinguishing between Cardassians and Kardashians. #

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Today's PeaceTweets

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 03:01:29 GMT

11:42 @egratto Is SF really one of the whitest towns in the US? It doesn't seem that white. It does seem very segregated.... #
11:44 @FLWbooks Thx For All the Fish is by far my favorite HHG book, but surely it is the fourth of five, not the last of four? #
17:15 Why I despise Time Magazine, reason #10: their watered-down stupid list of "Top 10 Things You Didn't Know About Hanukkah". Latkes? Really? #

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What I twittered today

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 01:03:02 GMT

21:10 OMG YOU WILL LOVE tinyurl.com/stonewedding #
21:11 There is a KILLER pic of @uncola in there. Also, killer pix of many many people I know and love. #
08:12 Unemployment's computer programming for the elusive new fourth extension is being tested this week and they hope to roll it out next week! #
08:27 @uncola HEE. Not the picture I meant, but still awesome! #
08:29 I entreat you: check out the comments at tinyurl.com/ybhhf9s. Every single one appears to have been written by Andy Rooney. On a grumpy day. #
08:31 That didn't make a link! tinyurl.com/ybhhf9s "To hell with Hollywood! I would rather see a good band play live music!" #
08:35 @uncola Your mom's not eighty-five years old! #
08:35 @uncola Your dad, now.... #

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What I twittered today

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 01:02:24 GMT

12:31 @pamelaribon Holy crap. It's the gift of invasive painful medical appointments and a terminally codependent partner, all in one! #
12:44 Worked like a fiend getting slammed all morning and then saw I haven't been paid yet. Guess how low
my morale is right now. #
15:45 I'm taking bets on which relative put my eighty-plus-year-old grandmother on Facebook. What the crap? She still uses AOL for email! #

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What I twittered today

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 01:03:48 GMT

20:49 So pissed off. The broken bottom oven, which the landlords wouldn't fix or replace for 8 yrs, just TURNED ITSELF ON & started smoking a ton. #
21:14 Yeah. PG&E guy says that the electric whatever behind the stove is carrying a tremendous charge and could have blown us all right up. #

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What I twittered today

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 01:01:49 GMT

11:16 is a total financial idiot who needs to just hire someone to handle my finances and dole me out tiny amounts of cash once in a while #
16:31 Is anyone going to SF this evening or Saturday, and desirous of dropping a book off at the library in exchange for fabulous prizes? #

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What I twittered today

Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:02:21 GMT

10:02 so tired that I pulled out my phone just now, saw 10:00, and thought "aaa! It's time to go to bed!" #
10:05 Yesternight I dreamed I was the only one at a Foo Fighters concert because everyone else in Oakland was into indie & twee music. #
10:05 I mean dreamt. #
12:18 Oh crap! I forgot about our advent calendars! #
12:19 Oh crap!! I forgot about the Neopets advent calendar! #
12:32 is having a mint-related incident at the grocery store. SO MUCH MINT #
12:36 Oh. I meant a MINTcident. #
13:43 December is here, and with it, the danger of buying red and green PLAIN m&ms in lieu of mint ones. Shop safely, people!! #
13:44 carefully purchased all mint chocolate items today. And suddenly realized that mint 3 musketeers bars taste like mint chewing gum. Oh noes!! #

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What I twittered today

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:02:29 GMT

22:32 has 7 years in 12-step programs today guys! That means not one cell of my body is left that has not been in recovery! #
10:18 Dear some people on unemployment: Quit saying you "can't" make an appointment, come down to the office, etc., if you mean you don't WANT to. #
10:27 I... I... don't know what to tell the gentleman who called to say we're giving him too MUCH unemployment money. #
12:37 It's official: Obama is frigmazing. I knew it! tinyurl.com/frigmazing Take that, cranky negative left wing pessimists. #

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What I twittered today

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 01:01:49 GMT

18:28 I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- Baby doing monkey face www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfliN3KeF7g&feature=autoshare_twitter #
23:01 Don't understand. How can you trade passion for glory? How can you say someone who stalks their prey w/ the eye of the tiger lacks passion?! #

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Sat, 28 Nov 2009 03:01:38 GMT

10:48 Making butternut squash-spiked waffles this morning. Going to top with brown sugar and marshmallows, then brown in oven. Yum - I hope! #
10:49 Realized too late that I could have mashed sweet potatoes up in batter instead for the real candied yam experience. Oops! Next time!! #

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What I twittered today

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:01:09 GMT

15:24 Rain pounding our windshield as we drive through Concord to Davis. Ah, inland living. It's still sunny in Oakland-by-the-Bay, 35 min. hence. #

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What I twittered today

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 01:01:07 GMT

22:50 @celesteh I call false dichotomy on you! Are there none of Cola's beloved pastured eggs in Britain? #
22:52 Had three ideas for iPhone apps today. Finally researched and bought book about making apps. "For Dummies". Apocalypse is nigh. #

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What I twittered today

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:01:23 GMT

12:48 doesn't understand why none of our patrons are ever like, "Wow! Why does it smell so much like pot right here?!" #

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What I twittered today

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:01:39 GMT

12:12 @celesteh you can post my limerick! I just didn't know how to split it into several tweets from where I was (tweeting by text message). #

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:00:18 GMT

11:01 What! "Bananas and oranges connected to polygraphs have been shown to respond to math questions in experiments." - The Fruit Hunters #
11:05 "Asked how much two plus two is, the plants emit a hum that forms into four peaks when translated into ink tracings." Seriously: what?!? #

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What I twittered today

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:01:56 GMT

21:40 is KNACKERED. #
08:38 ll them up, I'll be lonely there at best!" #
08:39 All them up, I'll be lonely there at best!" #
08:42 Tsk. Last two posts were a result of Twitter exploding when I tried to send Les a limerick #
08:45 In line at the DMV to game the marriage system. #
09:16 Apparently the long non-appointment line at the Claremont DMV works like a metering light. By the time I get thru it, the wait is 54 secs. #
09:26 Looking at a hipster in a vest and wondering if I could rock the bald head / goatee look too #
10:04 Loving Oakland, especially the fact that there are three or four places to get good chocolate on my walk home from the DMV. #
10:05 would sure like it if one of these chocolate places would open tho. It's 10am! Hooper's, I'm trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself! #
10:06 Damnit! They open at 11?!? #

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What I twittered today

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:01:19 GMT

22:50 I favorited a YouTube video -- Top Chef Season Six Episode Ten part 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_haTB39D64&feature=autoshare_twitter #
23:20 didn't favorite a YouTube video! But I AM ecstatic that I can watch top chef on iPhone since both laptops died! That was the missing piece! #

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What I twittered today

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:01:19 GMT

14:43 @grubreport You love Glee! You will probably love this: tinyurl.com/yff795o I feel like I am watching a young Kurt.... #

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