Multiple Eye for the Straight Guy

What I twittered today

2009-11-10T01:02:54Z

21:01 had no idea the car seat reclined this far and now doesn't want to get up and go into the house #

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What I twittered today

2009-11-08T01:01:34Z

19:48 accidentally stapled my thumb today WITHOUT a stapler. Ouch. #
19:50 The Paramount, the Fox, the skating rink, the hat stores... why doesn't Oakland market its downtown as supervintageglam? #
23:37 Everyone I went to highschool with: did you know that Davis High is doing Once Upon A Mattress again, this week and next?!? #

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What I twittered today

2009-11-07T01:01:47Z

09:50 Did I just travel back in time? Client: "It's at mail.com. I don't do yahoo or AOL." #
10:43 So tiiiiiiired. But I got paid!!!! More than I anticipated!! Time to buy a second pair of pants! #
11:01 God damn it! Why is every single page about this tapas dish blocked by our web blocker? Is it food porn? #
11:22 just directed someone to our expert by pointing and saying, "She's the one on the left. Go hook up with her." Oops.... #

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What I twittered today

2009-11-06T01:02:47Z

11:30 Happy 40th anniversary, Sesame Street! Has everyone seem the daily Sesame-themed Google logos? Today is Cookie Monster!!!!!!!!! #
11:31 LOVES Cookie Monster #
13:13 had a fab dream last night where all my friends choreographed a dance to do for my bday & threw me a choc-themed potluck w/old Fbook friends #

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What I twittered today

2009-11-05T01:02:59Z

19:19 really DID just help mash almost a pound of butter into almost two pounds of potatoes #
13:27 CANNOT stand those dining room chair slipcovers that reach to the floor like a skirt. Reminds me of the Gentlemen: tinyurl.com/lc9ooj #
14:26 Jeeze, people. Stop losing your unemployment claim forms. #

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Today's PeaceTweets

2009-11-04T03:00:59Z

16:33 Looking forward to an evening of watching tv for once, and making mashed potatoes with half as much butter as potatoes! YUM. #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-20T00:01:29Z

08:18 rickrolled everyone at our wedding!!!! Ha!!!!!! WIN #
08:52 Annie: "I don't know why I keep biting pink tomatoes. This is the LITERAL definition of insanity." #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-19T00:01:00Z

21:49 can't believe how easy it was to make our first dance song in Garage Band and dump it into iTunes!! SWEET #
21:49 is getting married in the morning! Ding dong the bells are going to chime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-17T00:02:58Z

17:33 is sharing another post to our wedding blog: What is love? wedding.facingabuse.com?p=257 #
13:19 There are no gluten-free hot dog buns in all of the East Bay! #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-16T00:02:33Z

09:28 Dear AT&T: You still have terrible customer service. #
09:31 @anniebean I got that Government-Issued Peanut Butter from my dead Nonna, TEN YEARS AGO! I guess the govt can do something right #
09:54 When people call & didn't notice their unemployment $ was running out, & want to know where their check is... I can feel my brain cells die. #
09:57 Unrelatedly, just because you pause for breath when you are saying something DOES NOT MEAN A COMMA GOES THERE when you are writing it. #
09:58 Why is everyone who calls us asking for my name all of a sudden today?? #
10:15 Dear everyone: Hanging up when you are done talking is rude. Even if you say thank you. Say goodbye, or you are a douchebag. #
10:17 is pretty sure that what I am doing could be replaced by a well-designed voicemail system #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-11T00:02:08Z

18:39 Where is my cell phone???? #
15:05 is so happy for Jim and Pam #
15:44 Holy crap! I think that Justin Timberlake and Neil Patrick Harris might be the same person! tinyurl.com/yjea5gf #
16:21 is blown away, a little, by the statement that Rumi founded Sufism. Rly? Also, we should have gone to Rumi from day one: u.nu/4tfh3 #
16:27 is amused by watching Annie try to explain what pix we want to the photographer... she keeps misspelling "shots" with an i. #
16:31 is carefully memorizing the "no smushing cake into Annie's face" wedding rule. Should I write it on my hand? #
16:36 is bemused by the fact that Annie's wedding tutu is still in Charlotte, NC. Well, it had better get shipped the rest of the way pronto! #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-09T00:03:09Z

22:50 What a great business day! Sold a month's subscription to my cookbooks, finished the first new webpage for them, & sold 4 copies of my book! #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-08T00:03:16Z

20:49 Ok, it is official. Psych is the best, most awesome show on television. www.hulu.com/psych #
12:28 gets to drive 45 minutes+ after work to pick up my paycheck. Hooray? #
16:32 OMG would you believe my grandboss drove out here to hand-deliver our checks!! #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-07T00:03:47Z

17:46 would sure like to know when I get paid, EDD. "The fifth or sixth day of the month" is what we in BDA call COMPULSIVE GODDAMN VAGUENESS. #
17:47 (And do they mean the real "fifth or sixth day", or, as they so often do, are they talking BUSINESS days only? Which would be the 7th/8th?) #
07:11 @celesteh WTF all trannies are queer by default. You are confusing str8 with hetero. Hooray. #
07:14 Still no $. Considering the possibility that diirect deposit didn't go thru, which'd mean driving an hour btw training & work for paycheck. #
07:15 hates hates hates this crap with a burning hate #
12:05 Um, what do you mean they can pay us anytime they want before like the tenth, and even get an emergency extension till the fifteenth? #
12:07 Apparently us permanent intermittent employees are "supposed" to get paid a week after everyone else, which should be the 8th.... #
12:08 got paid on the 4th last month. WTF. #
12:10 can't wait to see whether the gas I have to use to go to training in Concord every day this week runs out before I get paid #
12:12 also can't wait to see whether the food runs out before my paycheck comes or someone restarts annie's food stamps #
12:15 Heard in a meeting: "A vision without a spending plan is a delusion." # da #xa #
12:15 Heard in a meeting: "A vision without a spending plan is a delusion." #da #xa #

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What I twittered today

2009-10-06T00:03:36Z

22:02 took free classes in capoeira, juggling, and "monkey conditioning" this week-end and now can't really move so much #
07:31 just realized that Tokyo and Kyoto are the same word only insideout. Or backwards. #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-24T00:05:10Z

20:03 @JennyBoylan But your words are also your deeds. You wrote 'em and polished 'em and put 'em in order and everything! #
15:55 finally got something to sign with the particulars of my job. With furlough I DO make $14/hr. Still don't see how they reduce hours AND pay. #

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Today's PeaceTweets

2009-09-23T02:01:23Z

14:52 Anyone else eat corn straight-up RAW?!? Http://fortydollargourmet.com/?p=210 #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-22T00:02:15Z

17:43 wonders why, with all the people flinging around phrases like "goodnight sweet tweeps" on Twitter, no one has abbreviated it to "sweeps" #
17:44 is doing what I always do when I overwork all week: drawing a bath, then napping and eating and napping for 4 hours before I bathe. Weird? #
09:00 is increasingly convinced, today, that working for other people is not the way to go #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-21T00:01:53Z

17:22 accidentally crushed part of my iPhone screen with a root-beer bottle I infelicitously jammed into my pocket. Oopsie. #
13:18 is trying to figure out how downloading TV shows for free differs from going to someone else's house to watch them for free. #
13:20 @anniebean /loud stage whisper/ In about fifteen minutes, I'd take off that wedding dress, or you're gonna look crazy. #
13:41 has now learned that no matter how much I like Zooey Deschanel, I still don't want to listen to an extended "fabric of our lives" jingle #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-20T00:01:48Z

23:20 has finally purchased my wedding dress - $35 INCLUDING shipping and it's an actual wedding gown. Thanks, Etsy! #
23:21 If knocking over a glass of water makes it rain downstairs now, what will happen if a cat pees on the floor?!? #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-19T00:02:02Z

20:49 is currently making live pickles from cuke/garlic/onion/green tomato and plum/apple/ripe tomato. Plus jam from apple/plum/honey/mint! #
21:40 Frig, Wikipedia articles about media are horrible. E.g. bit.ly/Fr7Tu. Ppl listing in-jokes as if facts. Blug #
21:41 will now bake cookies! THAT SOUND YOU HEAR IS THE CAN OF WHOOP-ASS I HAVE OPENED #
22:15 The series finale of King of the Hill delivered like crazy. My eyes literally burn from laughing and crying: tinyurl.com/no52yo #
23:59 is going to have a fucking stress stroke. I DONT CARE IF YR CEILING IS LEAKING *DO NOT* BANG ON MY DOOR&WINDOW TO TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!!!!! #
00:01 misread the clock as 6am instead of like 11:30pm when they did that & lay awake catastrophizing for 30min bc I had to get up so soon fuuuuck #
00:02 is also horrified to learn that our house is so poorly constructed, if the cats spill water in the living room it rains in the garage?!?!?!? #
00:04 ok the bright side: my pleas to higher power to let it be some much earlier time than 6am so I can sleep more have been somehow answered #
08:21 IS GETTING MARRIED IN ONE MONTH #
13:22 appreciates that unlike real employees, us permanent intermittents get paid overtime in our reg. paycheck... but wish I knew that earlier #
13:23 knows that if I had known there was no more $ coming at the beginning of the month I would have lain down under a bus or something #
13:26 will get more $ in October bc I think my boss is saving up all my furlough days for my "honeymoon". But way less in november, same reason. #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-18T00:02:10Z

17:21 is writing up a proposal for having a Twitter account for our office #
18:11 Inspirational graffiti from our neighboring BART station: "Nothing kills dreams". #
21:42 Hysterical! RT @grownuptown: i know many of you won't believe me when i say this, but this legal opinion is hilarious: twurl.cc/1ltu #
16:41 is giving some seriousish thought to these dresses now: tinyurl.com/nuc9do or tinyurl.com/kqw2uy - so cheap! #

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2009-09-17T02:01:23Z

19:17 Want a spoonful of free wellness coaching? Take my wellness quiz! bit.ly/xfXF0 #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-17T00:02:43Z

13:26 baked gluten-free cookies in the oven at work, in between helping the mobs #

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What I twittered today

2009-09-16T00:01:40Z

12:13 is mad bc I didn't eat a snack on break bc it was so close to lunch - didn't see that I am apparently down for lunch shift on phones! #
12:15 is especially annoyed that they can evidently just schedule me to work a half hour OT? because I only seem to have a half-hour lunch here! #
12:41 If they are on your side then they don't have a flag raised on you! That sounds like the fear talking #
15:48 is turning over resentments and doing yoga at work #
15:50 @NaNoFrictitious I live it (I meant love it, but that's true too) when HP talks through cats! #

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