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- 08:52 Food Network has a recipe for "Lobster Lasagna with a Red Pepper Coulis and Mint-Pesto Sauce". Does that gross anyone else out? Like, a lot? #
- 08:55 @twitterbo For gods' sake, swine flu is basically the regular flu. News sites need to apply some common sense & stop fearmongering. #
- 10:01 @celesteh Wh.... can't you just make pumpkin pie with pumpkin, no eggs or milk? Here, this is close: tinyurl.com/yhjgjvt #
- 10:06 @celesteh I'm also hearing good results from ppl using coconut milk/cream in their vegan pies. And it's great for your immune system! #
- 10:10 @missrogue But what about the vast numbers of women who are abused by their wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters, and aunts? #
- 10:13 @missrogue I'm foursquare (ha) behind #1: most abuse is from ppl one knows. My #2 myth would be that men are the abusers, women the abused. #
- 09:36 @freakscout Happy belated birthday!! #
- 09:45 @ahmidala Swine flu is the same as regular flu! Fear no swine! #
- 09:52 Ha!!! It's the logical endpoint of all these battles. @newser says: "Texas Accidentally Bans Straight Marriage" - bit.ly/4slvWz" #
- 21:47 forgot to mention the other great thing at work today: I met a SECOND person named Mister! Mr. Mister O. Lawrence. Trannyboys, take note. #
- 14:14 Excitement at work! A dumpster behind the Coliseum is on fire!! #
- 14:21 The firefighters are spraying the dumpster fire but all that does is make it angry!! #
- 14:28 is incredibly delighted both by the fire and by the sight of them spraying directly into the dumpster for a quarter-hour to no avail #
- 14:29 They drove away and just left two firefighters standing around to watch it smolder! What a weird life. #
- 15:08 Aaahhhh. The fire is out and the fire truck is sitting in a biiiiiiig puddle. #
- 11:01 is sharing another post to our wedding blog: This was from the 70s! wedding.facingabuse.com?p=260 #
- 20:40 Watching 20-year-old Doctor Who. Wow. This is both way more violent and less well-acted than I remember. (Delta & the Bannermen, that's why) #
- 20:41 Dear British people of the past: may I suggest fewer spontaneous extreme closeups? #
- 21:01 is surprised by how many old Doctor Who episodes end with everyone they met gathered around chherfully saying goodbye #
- 21:03 If I'm going to run around for hours folding laundry and baking bacon-chocolate-chip cookies, I should probably get an apron and some heels. #
- 09:35 Happy birthday to Annie!!! who is currently sitting in bed covered with cats, waffles, flourless chocolate bday cake, choc ganache, omelette #
- 09:36 @maeve66 omg you are so adorably earnest in your love for your nieces! #
- 11:53 What the hell??? How did I find free, available street parking in downtown San Francisco on a Saturday? #
- 11:59 (On McAllister, which, a large statue informs me, is named for Hall McAllister, leader of the state bar, able & eloquent, a courteous foe.) #
- 12:08 Accidentally said the sh word real loud in the SF library. Well, it IS a shitty 1.5th floor! There's nothing on it & it leads nowhere! #
- 12:12 is wondering if my parking spot can really be both free & unlimited time. Envisioning an iPhone app that looks @street, tells you pkg rules. #
- 12:13 Dear SFPL: please do whatever it takes to stop smelling like mushrooms. Thank you in advance. #
- 12:13 @thirtysix But I wanted to watch the 7th Doctor and he doesn't HAVE a middle 100! #
- 12:49 fit 19 books in my backpack. Forgot Neal Stephenson's Anathem. Probably would've had to carry the other 19 if I had put that in my bag tho. #
- 19:39 According to the handy flow chart on the Star Trek cereal box, Annie and I are both destined to be Captain! God, I love Grocery Outlet. #
- 10:25 finally figured out why people keep sending me their (generally AWFUL) applications for a loan officer job.... tinyurl.com/yl5al3f #
- 16:38 wants to know if whichever sonofabitch makes the work schedules is trying to KILL ME. Why am I always in the lobby all day?? #
- 16:41 FOUR DAYS IN A ROW next week I am on lobby all day. Two of those days I don't go to lunch until one. Trying. To. Kill. Me. #
- 16:58 has been assured that it is just cause we are short-staffed AGAIN next week. WELL ALRIGHT. #
- 17:31 is making the most beeyootiful guide to free food in alameda county #
- 21:01 had no idea the car seat reclined this far and now doesn't want to get up and go into the house #
- 19:48 accidentally stapled my thumb today WITHOUT a stapler. Ouch. #
- 19:50 The Paramount, the Fox, the skating rink, the hat stores... why doesn't Oakland market its downtown as supervintageglam? #
- 23:37 Everyone I went to highschool with: did you know that Davis High is doing Once Upon A Mattress again, this week and next?!? #
- 09:50 Did I just travel back in time? Client: "It's at mail.com. I don't do yahoo or AOL." #
- 10:43 So tiiiiiiired. But I got paid!!!! More than I anticipated!! Time to buy a second pair of pants! #
- 11:01 God damn it! Why is every single page about this tapas dish blocked by our web blocker? Is it food porn? #
- 11:22 just directed someone to our expert by pointing and saying, "She's the one on the left. Go hook up with her." Oops.... #
- 11:30 Happy 40th anniversary, Sesame Street! Has everyone seem the daily Sesame-themed Google logos? Today is Cookie Monster!!!!!!!!! #
- 11:31 LOVES Cookie Monster #
- 13:13 had a fab dream last night where all my friends choreographed a dance to do for my bday & threw me a choc-themed potluck w/old Fbook friends #
- 19:19 really DID just help mash almost a pound of butter into almost two pounds of potatoes #
- 13:27 CANNOT stand those dining room chair slipcovers that reach to the floor like a skirt. Reminds me of the Gentlemen: tinyurl.com/lc9ooj #
- 14:26 Jeeze, people. Stop losing your unemployment claim forms. #
- 16:33 Looking forward to an evening of watching tv for once, and making mashed potatoes with half as much butter as potatoes! YUM. #
- 08:18 rickrolled everyone at our wedding!!!! Ha!!!!!! WIN #
- 08:52 Annie: "I don't know why I keep biting pink tomatoes. This is the LITERAL definition of insanity." #
- 21:49 can't believe how easy it was to make our first dance song in Garage Band and dump it into iTunes!! SWEET #
- 21:49 is getting married in the morning! Ding dong the bells are going to chime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! #
- 17:33 is sharing another post to our wedding blog: What is love? wedding.facingabuse.com?p=257 #
- 13:19 There are no gluten-free hot dog buns in all of the East Bay! #
- 09:28 Dear AT&T: You still have terrible customer service. #
- 09:31 @anniebean I got that Government-Issued Peanut Butter from my dead Nonna, TEN YEARS AGO! I guess the govt can do something right #
- 09:54 When people call & didn't notice their unemployment $ was running out, & want to know where their check is... I can feel my brain cells die. #
- 09:57 Unrelatedly, just because you pause for breath when you are saying something DOES NOT MEAN A COMMA GOES THERE when you are writing it. #
- 09:58 Why is everyone who calls us asking for my name all of a sudden today?? #
- 10:15 Dear everyone: Hanging up when you are done talking is rude. Even if you say thank you. Say goodbye, or you are a douchebag. #
- 10:17 is pretty sure that what I am doing could be replaced by a well-designed voicemail system #
