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- 21:01 had no idea the car seat reclined this far and now doesn't want to get up and go into the house #
- 19:48 accidentally stapled my thumb today WITHOUT a stapler. Ouch. #
- 19:50 The Paramount, the Fox, the skating rink, the hat stores... why doesn't Oakland market its downtown as supervintageglam? #
- 23:37 Everyone I went to highschool with: did you know that Davis High is doing Once Upon A Mattress again, this week and next?!? #
- 09:50 Did I just travel back in time? Client: "It's at mail.com. I don't do yahoo or AOL." #
- 10:43 So tiiiiiiired. But I got paid!!!! More than I anticipated!! Time to buy a second pair of pants! #
- 11:01 God damn it! Why is every single page about this tapas dish blocked by our web blocker? Is it food porn? #
- 11:22 just directed someone to our expert by pointing and saying, "She's the one on the left. Go hook up with her." Oops.... #
- 11:30 Happy 40th anniversary, Sesame Street! Has everyone seem the daily Sesame-themed Google logos? Today is Cookie Monster!!!!!!!!! #
- 11:31 LOVES Cookie Monster #
- 13:13 had a fab dream last night where all my friends choreographed a dance to do for my bday & threw me a choc-themed potluck w/old Fbook friends #
- 19:19 really DID just help mash almost a pound of butter into almost two pounds of potatoes #
- 13:27 CANNOT stand those dining room chair slipcovers that reach to the floor like a skirt. Reminds me of the Gentlemen: tinyurl.com/lc9ooj #
- 14:26 Jeeze, people. Stop losing your unemployment claim forms. #
- 16:33 Looking forward to an evening of watching tv for once, and making mashed potatoes with half as much butter as potatoes! YUM. #
- 08:18 rickrolled everyone at our wedding!!!! Ha!!!!!! WIN #
- 08:52 Annie: "I don't know why I keep biting pink tomatoes. This is the LITERAL definition of insanity." #
- 21:49 can't believe how easy it was to make our first dance song in Garage Band and dump it into iTunes!! SWEET #
- 21:49 is getting married in the morning! Ding dong the bells are going to chime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!! #
- 17:33 is sharing another post to our wedding blog: What is love? wedding.facingabuse.com?p=257 #
- 13:19 There are no gluten-free hot dog buns in all of the East Bay! #
- 09:28 Dear AT&T: You still have terrible customer service. #
- 09:31 @anniebean I got that Government-Issued Peanut Butter from my dead Nonna, TEN YEARS AGO! I guess the govt can do something right #
- 09:54 When people call & didn't notice their unemployment $ was running out, & want to know where their check is... I can feel my brain cells die. #
- 09:57 Unrelatedly, just because you pause for breath when you are saying something DOES NOT MEAN A COMMA GOES THERE when you are writing it. #
- 09:58 Why is everyone who calls us asking for my name all of a sudden today?? #
- 10:15 Dear everyone: Hanging up when you are done talking is rude. Even if you say thank you. Say goodbye, or you are a douchebag. #
- 10:17 is pretty sure that what I am doing could be replaced by a well-designed voicemail system #
- 18:39 Where is my cell phone???? #
- 15:05 is so happy for Jim and Pam #
- 15:44 Holy crap! I think that Justin Timberlake and Neil Patrick Harris might be the same person! tinyurl.com/yjea5gf #
- 16:21 is blown away, a little, by the statement that Rumi founded Sufism. Rly? Also, we should have gone to Rumi from day one: u.nu/4tfh3 #
- 16:27 is amused by watching Annie try to explain what pix we want to the photographer... she keeps misspelling "shots" with an i. #
- 16:31 is carefully memorizing the "no smushing cake into Annie's face" wedding rule. Should I write it on my hand? #
- 16:36 is bemused by the fact that Annie's wedding tutu is still in Charlotte, NC. Well, it had better get shipped the rest of the way pronto! #
- 22:50 What a great business day! Sold a month's subscription to my cookbooks, finished the first new webpage for them, & sold 4 copies of my book! #
- 20:49 Ok, it is official. Psych is the best, most awesome show on television. www.hulu.com/psych #
- 12:28 gets to drive 45 minutes+ after work to pick up my paycheck. Hooray? #
- 16:32 OMG would you believe my grandboss drove out here to hand-deliver our checks!! #
- 17:46 would sure like to know when I get paid, EDD. "The fifth or sixth day of the month" is what we in BDA call COMPULSIVE GODDAMN VAGUENESS. #
- 17:47 (And do they mean the real "fifth or sixth day", or, as they so often do, are they talking BUSINESS days only? Which would be the 7th/8th?) #
- 07:11 @celesteh WTF all trannies are queer by default. You are confusing str8 with hetero. Hooray. #
- 07:14 Still no $. Considering the possibility that diirect deposit didn't go thru, which'd mean driving an hour btw training & work for paycheck. #
- 07:15 hates hates hates this crap with a burning hate #
- 12:05 Um, what do you mean they can pay us anytime they want before like the tenth, and even get an emergency extension till the fifteenth? #
- 12:07 Apparently us permanent intermittent employees are "supposed" to get paid a week after everyone else, which should be the 8th.... #
- 12:08 got paid on the 4th last month. WTF. #
- 12:10 can't wait to see whether the gas I have to use to go to training in Concord every day this week runs out before I get paid #
- 12:12 also can't wait to see whether the food runs out before my paycheck comes or someone restarts annie's food stamps #
- 12:15 Heard in a meeting: "A vision without a spending plan is a delusion." # da #xa #
- 12:15 Heard in a meeting: "A vision without a spending plan is a delusion." #da #xa #
- 22:02 took free classes in capoeira, juggling, and "monkey conditioning" this week-end and now can't really move so much #
- 07:31 just realized that Tokyo and Kyoto are the same word only insideout. Or backwards. #
- 20:03 @JennyBoylan But your words are also your deeds. You wrote 'em and polished 'em and put 'em in order and everything! #
- 15:55 finally got something to sign with the particulars of my job. With furlough I DO make $14/hr. Still don't see how they reduce hours AND pay. #
- 14:52 Anyone else eat corn straight-up RAW?!? Http://fortydollargourmet.com/?p=210 #
- 17:43 wonders why, with all the people flinging around phrases like "goodnight sweet tweeps" on Twitter, no one has abbreviated it to "sweeps" #
- 17:44 is doing what I always do when I overwork all week: drawing a bath, then napping and eating and napping for 4 hours before I bathe. Weird? #
- 09:00 is increasingly convinced, today, that working for other people is not the way to go #
- 17:22 accidentally crushed part of my iPhone screen with a root-beer bottle I infelicitously jammed into my pocket. Oopsie. #
- 13:18 is trying to figure out how downloading TV shows for free differs from going to someone else's house to watch them for free. #
- 13:20 @anniebean /loud stage whisper/ In about fifteen minutes, I'd take off that wedding dress, or you're gonna look crazy. #
- 13:41 has now learned that no matter how much I like Zooey Deschanel, I still don't want to listen to an extended "fabric of our lives" jingle #
- 23:20 has finally purchased my wedding dress - $35 INCLUDING shipping and it's an actual wedding gown. Thanks, Etsy! #
- 23:21 If knocking over a glass of water makes it rain downstairs now, what will happen if a cat pees on the floor?!? #
