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- 12:31 @pamelaribon Holy crap. It's the gift of invasive painful medical appointments and a terminally codependent partner, all in one! #
- 12:44 Worked like a fiend getting slammed all morning and then saw I haven't been paid yet. Guess how low
my morale is right now. # - 15:45 I'm taking bets on which relative put my eighty-plus-year-old grandmother on Facebook. What the crap? She still uses AOL for email! #
- 20:49 So pissed off. The broken bottom oven, which the landlords wouldn't fix or replace for 8 yrs, just TURNED ITSELF ON & started smoking a ton. #
- 21:14 Yeah. PG&E guy says that the electric whatever behind the stove is carrying a tremendous charge and could have blown us all right up. #
- 11:16 is a total financial idiot who needs to just hire someone to handle my finances and dole me out tiny amounts of cash once in a while #
- 16:31 Is anyone going to SF this evening or Saturday, and desirous of dropping a book off at the library in exchange for fabulous prizes? #
- 10:02 so tired that I pulled out my phone just now, saw 10:00, and thought "aaa! It's time to go to bed!" #
- 10:05 Yesternight I dreamed I was the only one at a Foo Fighters concert because everyone else in Oakland was into indie & twee music. #
- 10:05 I mean dreamt. #
- 12:18 Oh crap! I forgot about our advent calendars! #
- 12:19 Oh crap!! I forgot about the Neopets advent calendar! #
- 12:32 is having a mint-related incident at the grocery store. SO MUCH MINT #
- 12:36 Oh. I meant a MINTcident. #
- 13:43 December is here, and with it, the danger of buying red and green PLAIN m&ms in lieu of mint ones. Shop safely, people!! #
- 13:44 carefully purchased all mint chocolate items today. And suddenly realized that mint 3 musketeers bars taste like mint chewing gum. Oh noes!! #
- 22:32 has 7 years in 12-step programs today guys! That means not one cell of my body is left that has not been in recovery! #
- 10:18 Dear some people on unemployment: Quit saying you "can't" make an appointment, come down to the office, etc., if you mean you don't WANT to. #
- 10:27 I... I... don't know what to tell the gentleman who called to say we're giving him too MUCH unemployment money. #
- 12:37 It's official: Obama is frigmazing. I knew it! tinyurl.com/frigmazing Take that, cranky negative left wing pessimists. #
- 18:28 I rated a YouTube video (5 out of 5 stars) -- Baby doing monkey face www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfliN3KeF7g&feat
ure=autoshare_twitter # - 23:01 Don't understand. How can you trade passion for glory? How can you say someone who stalks their prey w/ the eye of the tiger lacks passion?! #
- 10:48 Making butternut squash-spiked waffles this morning. Going to top with brown sugar and marshmallows, then brown in oven. Yum - I hope! #
- 10:49 Realized too late that I could have mashed sweet potatoes up in batter instead for the real candied yam experience. Oops! Next time!! #
- 15:24 Rain pounding our windshield as we drive through Concord to Davis. Ah, inland living. It's still sunny in Oakland-by-the-Bay, 35 min. hence. #
- 22:50 @celesteh I call false dichotomy on you! Are there none of Cola's beloved pastured eggs in Britain? #
- 22:52 Had three ideas for iPhone apps today. Finally researched and bought book about making apps. "For Dummies". Apocalypse is nigh. #
- 12:48 doesn't understand why none of our patrons are ever like, "Wow! Why does it smell so much like pot right here?!" #
- 12:12 @celesteh you can post my limerick! I just didn't know how to split it into several tweets from where I was (tweeting by text message). #
- 11:01 What! "Bananas and oranges connected to polygraphs have been shown to respond to math questions in experiments." - The Fruit Hunters #
- 11:05 "Asked how much two plus two is, the plants emit a hum that forms into four peaks when translated into ink tracings." Seriously: what?!? #
- 21:40 is KNACKERED. #
- 08:38 ll them up, I'll be lonely there at best!" #
- 08:39 All them up, I'll be lonely there at best!" #
- 08:42 Tsk. Last two posts were a result of Twitter exploding when I tried to send Les a limerick #
- 08:45 In line at the DMV to game the marriage system. #
- 09:16 Apparently the long non-appointment line at the Claremont DMV works like a metering light. By the time I get thru it, the wait is 54 secs. #
- 09:26 Looking at a hipster in a vest and wondering if I could rock the bald head / goatee look too #
- 10:04 Loving Oakland, especially the fact that there are three or four places to get good chocolate on my walk home from the DMV. #
- 10:05 would sure like it if one of these chocolate places would open tho. It's 10am! Hooper's, I'm trying to give you a chance to redeem yourself! #
- 10:06 Damnit! They open at 11?!? #
- 22:50 I favorited a YouTube video -- Top Chef Season Six Episode Ten part 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_haTB39D64&feat
ure=autoshare_twitter # - 23:20 didn't favorite a YouTube video! But I AM ecstatic that I can watch top chef on iPhone since both laptops died! That was the missing piece! #
- 14:43 @grubreport You love Glee! You will probably love this: tinyurl.com/yff795o I feel like I am watching a young Kurt.... #
- 08:52 Food Network has a recipe for "Lobster Lasagna with a Red Pepper Coulis and Mint-Pesto Sauce". Does that gross anyone else out? Like, a lot? #
- 08:55 @twitterbo For gods' sake, swine flu is basically the regular flu. News sites need to apply some common sense & stop fearmongering. #
- 10:01 @celesteh Wh.... can't you just make pumpkin pie with pumpkin, no eggs or milk? Here, this is close: tinyurl.com/yhjgjvt #
- 10:06 @celesteh I'm also hearing good results from ppl using coconut milk/cream in their vegan pies. And it's great for your immune system! #
- 10:10 @missrogue But what about the vast numbers of women who are abused by their wives, girlfriends, mothers, sisters, and aunts? #
- 10:13 @missrogue I'm foursquare (ha) behind #1: most abuse is from ppl one knows. My #2 myth would be that men are the abusers, women the abused. #
- 09:36 @freakscout Happy belated birthday!! #
- 09:45 @ahmidala Swine flu is the same as regular flu! Fear no swine! #
- 09:52 Ha!!! It's the logical endpoint of all these battles. @newser says: "Texas Accidentally Bans Straight Marriage" - bit.ly/4slvWz" #
- 21:47 forgot to mention the other great thing at work today: I met a SECOND person named Mister! Mr. Mister O. Lawrence. Trannyboys, take note. #
- 14:14 Excitement at work! A dumpster behind the Coliseum is on fire!! #
- 14:21 The firefighters are spraying the dumpster fire but all that does is make it angry!! #
- 14:28 is incredibly delighted both by the fire and by the sight of them spraying directly into the dumpster for a quarter-hour to no avail #
- 14:29 They drove away and just left two firefighters standing around to watch it smolder! What a weird life. #
- 15:08 Aaahhhh. The fire is out and the fire truck is sitting in a biiiiiiig puddle. #
- 11:01 is sharing another post to our wedding blog: This was from the 70s! wedding.facingabuse.com?p=260 #
